The mechanics of how we bear witness. Because that’s what we do. What one tries to do. Reveal fleeting moments in history, not with apology, not as it is now, endless static newsreel…It has to be the hour you can’t miss. The hour you have to see. (x)

(Source: knopeworthy, via cevertt)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via risky-endeavors)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via queertakeover)

katherinearandez:

kordialcherries:

captain-snark:

thorinoferebor:

supernalchiku:

hobbits-for-all:

When I’m reading and people try to talk to me i just

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When people try to talk to me

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Elves

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Well that escalated quickly.

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flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via cevertt)

spoopyphilia:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

(via stilesinplaid)

toasteraffairs:

goodnight

sleep tight

don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

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jtchubbycheeks:

brontozaurus:

asliceofmysoul:

Reenactment of how the dinosaurs became extinct.

Yes this is 100%accurate.

Wow I love the science side of tumblr

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via bluedoctorwhom)

spoopyvegan:

clannyphantom:

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that

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